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The Last Spam You'll Ever Need

June 6, 2008 — By Dr. Pete

Spam WallOver the past 2 months, I've spent way too much time fighting spam. Now, I could go off on a rant about how spammers are a bunch of wannabe thugs who could make more money flipping burgers and playing World of Warcraft in their mom's basements than they do stealing from people who work for a living, but I'm not going to do that. Instead, I've decided to save us all time and trouble by taking the 1000s of spam emails I've had to filter through recently and combining them into one ultimate spam. Enjoy:

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I wait your urgent response.